Remember that night when i almost got you arrested? Is that funny yet?
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
The cab driver was nice enough to let you finish your beer in the car, but you crossed the line when you started to pee in the empty bottle
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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