How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
We got Pizza Hut & Papa Johns, delivered within seconds of each other, and both delivery people did a shot. I was put on Earth for this moment.
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
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