He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
This spray tan I used isn't working out. I spent an hour exfoliating and rubbing the damn stuff in with rubber gloves. I wanted the alluring, sun-kissed, sexy look. I've achieved smelling like burnt popcorn and the cats won't stop licking me. I'm a salt lick for cats.
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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