What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
A zombie called me motorboat central while participating in an auction to motorboat my tits. he then proceeded to propose, insisting that he makes alot money.
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
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