I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
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