Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
"I want to just tie you up so you\'ll still be here like this when I get home." Actual words.
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
Randomize
