I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
YAS. BRING CRAB.
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