I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
Dude, she's so old there's a chalk outline where her reproductive organs used to be.
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
You spilled spaghetti on the floor, and kept telling the noodles to "settle down" as you tried to clean it up
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
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