real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
Over 50% of the drunkest nights I have ever had began with me saying "I'll just drink my dinner" to you.
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
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