At least we lost an hour tonight! Less time to make a fool of myself
i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
I may or may not have eaten the rest of your birthday cake last night after getting blazed and watching harry potter.
i think you have the wrong number
so then it wasn't your birthday cake. k, cool.
one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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