That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
i woke up to find out i googled the Twilight Eclipse trailer. so either drunk me doesn't know that i'm straight, or sober me doesn't know that i'm gay
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
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