i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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