Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
who knew "i drink your milkshake" would work as a pickup line
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
So much Jack, so little girl.
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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