hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
After you verbally abused the McDonalds employee for not making your fries fast enough, the fact that you woke up on a random lawn does not surprise me.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
Heeyy... sorry I got so drunk. You probably don't ever want to see me again. Thank you for dealing with me when I tried to jump over the deli counter for some mayonnaise.
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
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