u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
I'm too drunk to be surrounded by this many indians
How do you manage to be drunk and a racial minority so often?
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
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