At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
I sang him a lovely rendition of 'So Long and Thanks For All the Fish", but replaced fish with dick.
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
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