You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
We have a drunk bartender with her nips a quarter inch from bein out buying us shots. GET HERE.
You just said the magic words
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
Randomize
