I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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