Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
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