we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
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