i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
I went golfing for the first time today!! Aren't you proud?
Driving a golf cart around all day with a keg attatched to the back doesn't exactly count as golfing
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
Is it appropriate to put "Mommy and Daddys shitfaced-ness that led to Aubrey" on a birth announcement?
Well you two just had a kid in the middle of college, I dont think anyone will notice.
Thanks bro
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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