The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
Just did a line with a monopoly bill. Tell me I'm not fancy.
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
Life is so much better after having sex.
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
She made me pour olive oil on her.
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