Me. At least after what I've been through.
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
Bring me that man meat
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
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