He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
You insisted on calling your mixture of Bacardi & powdered milk "a Jamacian Facial."
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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