I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
Holy sore nipples Batman
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
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