Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
I woke up face first on my living room floor arms outstretched toward the christmas tree
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
You're such an expert partier. I feel like 22-year-old recent graduates should have to intern with you.
I'm a pro at the other 9-5
I think I'm allergic to vodka. Or people getting engaged. One or the other. I want to die.
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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