are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
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