does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
So, right as I'm cumming, I pull out and go "PYEW PYEW" like Star Wars lasers. Best part is, I missed her completely.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
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