i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
the dj asked me quote "are you sure you're sober enough to do this?" And I grabbed the mic from him and said "ill fucking show you sober- HIT IT". I also dropped the mic at the end so he had to come around and pick it up
Shania Twain would have been proud
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
Apparently I came into our room and told her that there should be a zipline from our window to Walgreens so that I could get chicken noodle soup
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
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