We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
I had a drunk dream I lived on a puppy farm. I hope this dream repeats every night of my life.
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
It was like getting head from an anaconda
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
Oh god. I just had a sex dream about the talking dog from the Bush's Baked Beans commercials.
I am not getting you a goat.
Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.
it’s not easy to sexualize brunch. work with me, babe.
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
Randomize
