dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
Randomize
