I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
he obviously didn't care that i was sleeping and dreaming about ellen degeneres knitting me a christmas sweater.
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
She's going to get me a sippy cup for christmas. If I can't open it, I can't have any more to drink. Seem reasonable?
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
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