Where did you get a picture of my penis
Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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