Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
I know it basically makes me the worst feminist ever, but I don't want to kill my own spiders. And I will pay my personal spider hit man with sammiches and unlimited , uninhibited access to my vagina.
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
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