shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
In the 30 seconds it took me to leave the bar I let the barback motorboat me, ripped open a stranger's shirt and bit his chest, then made out with El Camino dude. No, I'm not coming out tonight.
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
I will expect an hourly check text to confirm you are alive and that you aren't dead in a ditch somewhere with a hobo dry humping your corpse
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
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