Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
Babe, I'm gunna be straight with you. When you act like a dick it makes me regret not fucking my manager last week.
I just found out how I got home last night. The bartenders found me sitting in the brush peeing and called me a cab. Have you seen my underwear?
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