so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
It was a new level of awkwardness and terror. The high schoolers you fuck in the summer should never introduce themselves to your mom and godmother
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
That girl from the bar sent me a text saying that she wants to wear my cock as a hat. A cock hat. Is that good or bad?
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
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