I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
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