i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
I will pee on everything he values.
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
I just remembered that i did pull ups in a bikini on the porch of Red Lobster last night. someone needs to stage an intervention
You know you're drunk when you're apologizing for your asshole at 4am to the toilet. Eat shit habanero bbq sauce, you've ruined my life.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
Randomize
