My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
dad just smoked me out. he's yelling at room service for not giving him cookies and milk with his towels...we're both too high to know if thats a legit complaint.
Dude, this chick, who is smokin by the way, has 4 false teeth on top from a softball accident that she can take out if she wants... Who's getting amazing head tonight? This guy!
I don't know whether to be creeped out by the fact this chick can do that, or jealous because you're getting toothless head.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
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