Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
I got her a Nickelback box set.
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
I fed the cats at 7 am, made her eggs, gave her oral, and now I'm helping her clean and baking her brownies. Cosmos got nothing on me.
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
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