Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
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