I'm trashed wearing your mom's snuggie. She says hello.
so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
I elbow dropped a bag of ice to break it so we could make margaritas. I bled everywhere. Be proud.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
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