My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
I JUST WANT TO SIT IN MY UNDERWEAR AND WATCH THE BRAVES GAME AND NOT BE CONSTRAINED BY MY ED SHEERAN SHORTS
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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