its not stalking. its research.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
I dropped her off at home and her fiancé was shitty, it was 4:30 am. I told him I was the Uber driver
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
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