dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a conversation with someone who just told you they put their cat in the fridge on purpose?
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
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