a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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