i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
Do you think it'll be awkward standing up at their wedding knowing I've slept with both the bride and the groom?
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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