so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
thank god he doesn't hang out with everyone else i've had sex with
well, yeah, he can't fit the whole neighborhood in his apartment
Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
3 complete strangers have joyously high-fived me on campus today. Tell me why, starting after jager bomb #4.
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
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