we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
You were walking around with a baby carrier pretending your vodka was a baby. You tried to get pictures on santas lap
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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