whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
Blow job in a bar bathroom for my Thing 1 while in a onezie dressed up as Thing 2. Best Halloween ever.
I bet the Cat in the Hat never caused mischief like that.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
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