Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
Why is there uncooked bacon under my bed?
You insisted on taking it to bed with you. You grabbed it out of the fridge while mumbling "If I leave this out, you fuckers are just going to ruin it."
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
It looked like Halloween in bed... BECAUSE HE BIT MY PUSSY AND I BLED ALL OVER THE FUCKING PLACE. THEN HE FELL AND BROKE HIS TOE. AND THEN PASSED OUT WHEN HE SAW ALL OF THE BLOOD.
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
if you didn't cry because you couldn't find me and then pee your bed, your wingman status would totally be revoked for leaving me at that party.
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