So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
lets start a swedish sibling band together
When i woke up this morning she asked me 'when did you first find out that you could see the future.' I gotta stop drinking.
Peed on my phone. Dried it out in oven. Technology is both a plus and a minus.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
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