I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
In sex ed. they really need to include a lesson on saying tampon in foreign languages, just in case.... Trying to ask the woman at the reception desk, who barely speaks English, for one just turned into an awkward game of charades.
He showed up at my apartment drunk with a telescope wanting me to look at the "blown up star" in -24 degree weather, claiming "it's in the name if science"
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
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